Ooh, ooh, My name's New England, I'm 15, and for some reason, France just ADORES me! I love him. So. Fucking. Much.
He's so nice to me! He gives me things and makes me happy! He cooks for me, too!
And if you say another bad word about him, I'll break your face~!
And you know what else? I've touched the Eiffel Towerrrrrrrrr~♪